I found this in an old magazine of my college. These are some sentences from actual medical records from different hospitals, written by doctors.
* The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the paediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
* Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid.
* The patient lives at home with her mother, father and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day-care three times a week.
* Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
* The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
* Examination of genitalia was completely negative, except for the right foot.
* While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
* The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
* The patient was alert and unresponsive.
* When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
* The patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
* On the second day the knee was better; on the third it disappeared.
* The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
* The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1983.
* Discharge status: alive, but without my permission.
* The patient refused autopsy.
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