Frahnestock’s Rule for Failure:
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Gualtiere’s Law of Inertia:
Where there’s a will, there’s a won’t
Lackland’s Law:
Never be first. Never be last. Never volunteer for anything.
Tussman’s Law:
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
McDonald’s Corollary to Murphy’s Law:
In any given set of circumstances, the proper course of actions is determined by the subsequent events.